smithcollegegirlsforidmagazine:

smithcollegegirlsforidmagazine:

the horror zine quite literally NAMED “the horror zine” having such stringent restrictions on submission content is stupid as fuck. What do you mean I can’t submit horror with political or religious themes? Are we playing pretend where the entire structural foundation of horror as a genre is just a lie?

like what are we doing here

god is continuing to humble me every day lol i was so excited to get back to living an actual normal life after my surgery and then boom get hit with a debilitatingly double painful ear infection so now im back to laying in bed trying not to cry from the ice pick in my ear canal

horce-divorce:

OP found a Kacheek in the pound named 13uttcheeks80085 (already over 500 days old) and almost immediately received a warning on their account before the Kacheek was removed by TNT.

People in the comments are rightfully pointing out how ass backwards it is for YOU to get warned for adopting a pet you didn’t even name, while somehow these pets live to be YEARS old before they’re found

Regardless “palliative care for neopets” did in fact send me to another plane. Bye

responsibilitychan:

u can try smth difference whenever u want

111111111yeah:

palantir probably knows im farting right now

armyofdykeness:

being married in your 20s is something i can never condone but being divorced in your 20s is undeniably chic

androdragynous:

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

ALT

milk5:

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings

goomorni:

i like when thuey do things to the small one

plumslices:

$20 used to mean something

pansyfemme:

this website is so full of morbidly depressed people its kind of refreshing actually. no glamour no spectacle of a perfect life even the biggest blogs here are run by suicidal transsexuals with messy rooms who have strange sexual fantasies. found my people

bungerc0re:

heartwarming: your mutual is 30

peppermintquartz:

seshrat:

shytreeking:

slygirlboy:

hey we wanna re-think this at all or

The crotch of the pants too.

weyounbathwater:

edgebug:

weyounbathwater:

The hoes aren’t here yet kings go back to sleep

oh okay

ssaemilyhotchner:

spot the difference